Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so fat she's like spoiled milk-white and chunky!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Yo mama so fat when she want's to shake someone's hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so stupid you said Christmas was around the corner, she went to check!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love with these jokes and broke 'em!