Turkey's long rants

[turkey head war]

I had a moment like [MENTION=8582]THE RIOT[/MENTION] when I was in the shower. I tooted and the smell of it almost made me pass out. It smelled like a demon from hell had possessed my anus and was trying to escape so it could continue it’s fiendish mission to destroy human kind…..with my butt. Luckly for all you humans I happened to know an old priest and a new priest, they exercised the demon from my….. Let’s change the subject......
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Inspired by [MENTION=17758]JontheGeekGuy[/MENTION] ‘s quest to save all of MW3 from cheaters I have developed a back story for his persona.

In an imaginary world of warfare battles rage across the land….. many men seek experience through their fight, others seek glory and the thrill of the kill. Still others come out of the shadows with the intention of going around the limits of fair play, they seek to steal, boost, and glitch their way to bring ruin upon an entire culture of people….
From this ruin, a champion came!!! …..JONTHEGEEKGUY!! dun dun DUN!!!

Wait, we need a name with a little more umpf jon. How about
THE JONANATOR!! No, that isn’t going to work. People will either think you’re a janitor that can’t spell or your chasing men away from brothels.

How about JONNY JONNY JONNI!!! Nope, too 80’s.

Maybe we need something with a little more flavor, something that can tie your mystery to an enigma and drop it into a quagmire so cattywhompus that a thousand Alexander Gram Einstein’s couldn’t invent an invention that after decades of refinement and technological advances that expand upon the original concept without losing the intent and soul of the device, which is to figure out your name. {wordy? F*ck yeah it was}
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Maybe it’s time for JONNY NO BUENO!!! Jonny no bueno is a former cartel hit man who was the best in the business. Jonny no bueno was the kind of cartel hitter than no one would ever expect, a white Canadian techie!!!! After living a life of cutting the bad apples from the tree from inside another bad apple {hum maybe we should simplify this}

Jonny no bueno was shown the light. Jonny found hope in a simple game, call of duty. Jonny learned he could sas-a-fy his lust for killing while still having a nice conversation with like minded individuals.

It was on one such night when Jonny no bueno first encountered those who would destroy his precious game. It was then that Jonny’s quest began! Jonny now stalks the lobbies of Call of Duty, intent to set right what others have done wrong. A shadow stalking shadows… Jonny now seeks to balance his Karma of death and destruction with more death and destruction, but for a good cause.

He is JONNY NO BUENO!!!!!!

[JontheGeekGuy]

I think I need a mask like this guy

[turkey head war]

sorry, I'm out of good photoshopping. all of my creative juices were spent on the text.

[Codename-Joe]

How about a Mountie hat?!

[turkey head war]

no, that would blow his cover for the cartels. nobody would take a hit man wearing a mount-me hat seriously.

[JontheGeekGuy]

Ya plus if I wear the hat, then I'd be expected to wear those ridiculous goofy pants and that's just bad all over

[spank2103]

Jonny please start playing in a super hero outfit of some kind.... we so need to get one of your friends in on this....

you be in the corner under your cape, then run out of the shadows, look around in a super hero style, then goto work on the villians of mw3 :P

*POW* BLAM * BIFF *

[Rubbr Chickin]

I'm gonna start calling you that now Jonny... Or should I say, Jonny No Bueno.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[turkey head war]

Jonny no bueno es muy caliente! El gato de bibliotecha!

My Spanish is very weak and the spelling is pretty bad.

[DefectiveFaerie]

Jonny No Bueno! Excellente!