You know you play too much COD when...

[TEARRDROPP]

So here is a little game... I'll give you a example



When you see a Airplane and go our UAV is online.


See pretty much you just related stuff from cod to real world.. i got a couple more


You see a helicopter in the air and you try and get indoors.
When you are playing paintball you point the gun up so you can press the trigger easily....

Now you try.

[DunksDaBeast22]

You know you play too much COD when...

You take out your cellphone or briefcase and try to start defusing a bomb.
You get a strike at a bowling ally and yell "Multi-kill!"
You find yourself camping in your basement waiting for enemies to come by.
You're out running and realize you don't actually have marathon or lightweight capabilities.
Your alarm clock starts beeping and you run for cover then look for a Semtex.
Your closest thing to a girlfriend was that one gamer chick you met on Live.
You spend countless hours on this website. (me :P)
You think every power outage is due to an enemy EMP.
You know the Army rank system by heart. (America :P)
You don't think I'm crazy when I say "there are teddy bears in every map."
Your satellite TV gets fuzzy, and you think either an enemy with Scrambler is outside or he just called in a Counter-UAV.
You dream of your house, workplace, or school becoming a COD map.
You have searched for riot shields on eBay, Amazon, or another online store, and have legitimately considered buying one.

All originals by Dunks, I'll keep a running list so more to come when I think of some.

[NuckFuggets]

I posted a bunch in the COD Jokes thread.

[NuckFuggets]

When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop

[Lumpdog420]

I check sniper spots in my neighborhood.

[DunksDaBeast22]

I check sniper spots in my neighborhood.

As do I.

[NuckFuggets]

When your immediate reaction to being surprised in the office is to melee

[TEARRDROPP]

When your immediate reaction to being surprised in the office is to melee

LMAO.... like for real though.

[DunksDaBeast22]

Congrats on the rank, Teardrop.

[TEARRDROPP]

O sweet i ranked... not like in cod though ... ya that failed