Comebacks

[Keeroh]

If and when it does come to this

Some of my favorites are,
"Please, do us all a favor and break your disc in half"
"get off my dick, you munch."
"What do you think Jesus would think of that?"
"buddy, are you wearing your wwjd bracelet?"

I especially love it when they pull out the "your bad kid, just stop talking" comeback
Best one for that is, "Buddy, if i'm bad, how do you know what my bag' tastes like?"