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    Default Your best(or funniest) pickup lines

    me and a buddy started thinking these up... lol and i figured id see what you guys could come up with. so... have at it.
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    What do you mean you only like black guys baby? Im black. 8 inches of me atleast.

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    Bahaha! hey baby... i don't know much about pies... but you make my banana cream daily.
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    Will you be my teddy bear? because i really want to hold you.



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    lets make like the fabric softener and snuggle.
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    Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

    I don't know you, but I think I love you already

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    hey... you wanna play army? sweet. ill lay down and you blow the crap out of me!
    Hey... lets play carpenter. first lets get hammered then we can screw.
    (I'm a carpenter by trade so that's pretty damn funny.)
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    I think a better Topic would be 'What pick up lines ACTUALLY work?'



    Juss sayin'

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    I wish you were a door, so I could SLAM you all day. <3
    "Where the light has failed, Darkness now prevails."

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    Did it hurt?
    Did what hurt?

    When you fell from heaven

 

 
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